if you go out to dinner this weekend, make sure you're prepared for any choking emergency...
Two hillbillies walk into a retaurant. They are having a shot of whisky when, suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in genuine distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
Beginning to turn blue, she and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstructing piece of food flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His friend says, "Ya know, I'd heered of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
i hope he gargled afterward...