12 February 2010


Clean your computer screen!

You probably don't clean your computer screen very often and it is really hard to do the inside, so a present for you for the weekend is

click on the word "HERE" above and wait for a few seconds; the inside of your screen will be cleaned for you!

08 February 2010

monday morning mayhem...


I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious She was a little irritated. ....

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.

Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'

five reasons why NOT to complain about your job...

toothrush & tp


mail drop slot

elephant pooper scooper

and finally...

target practice

i wonder how he can even get out of bed in the morning?

Maxx New Friends.gif
obviously, you can figure out
these two aren't known for working...

05 February 2010


Little Eddie...

Little Eddie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Eddie asked "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Eddie, looking worried, said: "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

drunk horse
Maxx brought home a new stray.
something tells me we're in
BIG trouble...

01 February 2010

monday morning mayhem...

eventually it happens to all of us...

The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination. The doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Jones, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband." She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

"Bob, do we still have intercourse?"

There was such a hush you could hear a pin drop.

Bob answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times... What we have is Blue Cross!"