if you were competing in the Olympics...

what Olympic sport would you be?

me?

You Are Archery

You are a bit of a traditionalist. You like old fashioned things with deep traditions. You also like to see the result of your accomplishments right in front of you. If practice makes perfect, that's fine by you. You like to practice a skill.

What Olympic Sport Are You?

fits, though i probably would have preferred fencing a little bit more. it's so dashing; you get to wear funny clothes; and you get to the the heart of the matter...


soo? what Olympic sport are you?

Beijing Olympics travel alerts...

The Chinese are really trying to become a vacation destination spot and the Olympics are giving them the perfect chance to show their, ummm, learning curve...









be nice...

they are really trying their best.

i would bet you've all had dork in your mouth at some point in your life. i know i have...


don't ask!


as far as the testes? mind your own business.

weekender...

The Olympics start in Bejing today! The pageantry can be seen on TV tonight. The Chinese have been preparing for a long time and have made every effort to accommodate all of the foreign tourists, especially Americans, for their every comfort and understanding.

Here are a couple of examples of some of the things they've done to make it easier to, ummm, take care of personal matters while visiting...








but this one is my favorite...





i certainly hope our government takes things like this into consideration for foreign visitors.