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President Bush regarding Law Day:
Law Day is an opportunity to celebrate the Constitution and the laws that protect our rights and liberties and to recognize our responsibility as citizens to uphold the values of a free and just society."
No. Don't say anything. The president may be wiretapping you.
I'm sorry, Zay, but I had to post this verbatim. No one could have said it any better. This is from QT by Zay N. Smith in today's Chicago Sun-times.