1. elderly pre-nup...
An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "that's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."
He said: "That's fine with me... Put me down for Fridays!"
2.heart exam...
3. sleeping in church...
4. whatever Lulu's grandma wants...
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.(I couldn't help it. This one made me dizzier than usual, literally, when I read it.)
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and before Lulu could stop her she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted!
see what we all have to look forward to when we are members of the wiser folk. I can't wait.
Ohhhhh... I'm almost there...
1 comment:
And we're getting there way to fast!
loved all of them!
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