the witches and monsters and vampires and werewolves and queens are out in full force to celebrate your haunting...
1. pumpkin fun...
2. loose the weight from all that candy...
3. so you don't feel too guilty about celebrating...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
This means Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be an American. don't it?
4. this, however, may be the scariest of all...
Hot date in Arkansas
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?'
The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'
and the week has just begun. eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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