22 October 2007

guess who...

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I broke more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

... am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

... am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

... during the war and occupation, thousands of American troops were injured and killed. I did not have the time to attend any of the funerals for our fallen soldiers but I did have the time to attend more than 43 fund-raising events of the Republican party.

... have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

... am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

... have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.

... created the largest bureaucracy (DHS) in the history of the United States government.

... withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

... refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

... am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors.

... set the record for the fewest numbers of press conferences of any president since the advent of television.

... invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

... spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

... shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

... set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

... set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

... set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

... saw in my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lose their jobs and that trend continues every month.

... am proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

... set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.

... am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

... had one of my best friends preside over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History.

... allowed my political party to use private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

... have protected my friends at various corporation against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating my predecessor's affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

... presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

... presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

... changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

... appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.

... set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

... garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after attacks on the U.S. and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

... lied about our reasons for attacking a sovereign country and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

... am the first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

... am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

... have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring the country's #1 enemy to justice.

... successfully completed the politicalization or the U.S. Department of Justice.



guess what...?

your first choice doesn't count...



put an X next to each item above that could be considered an impeachable offense.

and why isn't there a move for impeachment? two words...

Adolph Cheney...

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