monday morning mayhem...

1. it's in the bible...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says "HEBREWS"

wonder if Dobson, Fawell, etc, etc, etc do it? they probably all have housekeepers and maids...

2. one reason i didn't think of before i stopped playing golf...



3. Marylin Monroe eat your heart out...



4. a fad coming back into fashion...

If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked,
Spray some Windex all over your body.
It will keep you from streaking.

have a great week...