weekender...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

• Tourist: $5.00
• Broiled Missionary: $15.00
• Fried Explorer: $20.00
• Baked or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


thank the fates this week is over...