monday morning mayhem...

i certainly hope all of you have a shortened week with the Thanksgiving holiday. if you're traveling, have a safe trip. to get your holiday started, here's some mayhem...

1. first you gotta buy the turkey...

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead.

2. great turkey recipe...

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that!! I thought it was perfect for people, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.


BAKED STUFFED TURKEY

12-14 lb. turkey

2 cups melted butter
2 cups stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good)
2 cups uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds.

When the turkey's butt blows the oven door open and the turkey flies across the room, it is done.

3. another turkey recipe...

illustrated...

Your dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!!
You should try this!
Sure to bring smiles from your guests!
Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey .

1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...

i mean, if you have nothing better to do...

4. instead of turkey...

you could try moose, but you'd have to hunt it yourself...

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it.

They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.”

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, “The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?” The guy in the front said, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”

oh, no! cornholed by moose again...

thinking fast...