04 June 2007

monday morning mayhem...

1. those were the days...

Gas $ = Senility

2. sports commentators are fun...
- Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

- Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

- Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

- Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

- Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

- Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."

- At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

- Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

- Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

indeed...

3. laugh so you don't start the week like this...

Prozac Kitty

though sometimes, things just happen....

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