A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
"Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
wooden leg insurance...
A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas cost them $2000. per year!
When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in North Carolina to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Texas!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!'
(Those Tar Heels know how "to git 'er done"; don't they?)
world's worst hunting dog...
Tom thinks this is one of Maxx's relatives.
Maxx is not happy.
[shhhh. i think it might be too.
he drinks gin like water...]
hope the week goes fast, the weather is nice, and your sprinkler system is in good working order.
wish mine was...