The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
- She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
and if you have to drive this weekend, don't do it with a glass of gin...
i don't know what he's laughing about.
ask him where his driver's license is.
he gets carsick.