05 June 2009

weekender...

IDIOT SIGHTING:

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The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

- She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS



and if you have to drive this weekend, don't do it with a glass of gin...


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i don't know what he's laughing about.
ask him where his driver's license is.
aannndddd...
he gets carsick.

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