19 June 2009


it's the weekend and that means that here in Chicago the weather is shitty - severe storm warnings, tornado watches, flood alerts! we have yet to have not only summer but spring.

see...! global warming is a myth. it's really climate change, and ours has been going on for the last several years.

i bring this up because June is the traditional month for weddings. lots of people want to be June brides, errr, grooms, errr, same-sex spouses, errr, even i'm confused!

a lot of you are probably going to weddings all this month.

came across this and thought you would all understand that even if you can't get married in this life, there is hope...

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a frakkin' Lawyer?

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Maxx almost got married once.
the gin got in the way.
he drank more than Maxx.
when the Sapphire was gone,
so was Maxx!

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