29 May 2009


Top Ten Country & Western Songs...

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10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

ummm, i don't know where Maxx is,
but Tom is a big C & W fan
and loved these.
especially #3...

i'll have to send these to my friend Jim he dances with the Windy City Cowboys.


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