10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day
ummm, i don't know where Maxx is,
but Tom is a big C & W fan
and loved these.
i'll have to send these to my friend Jim he dances with the Windy City Cowboys.