11 May 2009

monday morning mayhem...


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Maxine in the car.gif

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

it sucks to feel that way on a Monday...

i suppose it could be worse -


A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no," she said. "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so! " the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

Hysterical Dog.gif
shameless, Maxx, shameless...

No comments: