19 January 2009

monday morning mayhem...

it's the tender little moments...

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening. Suddenly, she felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, then moved down past the small of her back, caressed her shoulders and neck.

He then slowly worked his hand down over her chest, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her chest again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused b y this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful! Why did you stop?' He said, 'I found the remote'

as i've said before, "...and that's when the fight started..."

no wonder the medicine don't work...

the ladies who lunch.jpeg

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?'

Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?'

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'

certainly gives new meaning to "Stick it in your ear."

you all have a great week, and be careful. especially with what you stick in your ear...

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