new government seal...

Official Announcement:

The U.S. Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.(?)

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

the eagle has landed!

bloody buggery, if you ask me...


thanks, floyd