gratuitous blond joke...

I have a penchant for blond jokes. I know. They're cruel sometimes, but they are funny. My favorite is about the blond speeder and the blond motorcycle cop. This one may just become my favorite though -

A blonde was driving down the street in a
sweat because she had an important meeting
and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up
toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on
me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to
Church every Sunday for the rest of my life
and give up sex and tequila."

Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place
appeared.

She looked up again and said, "Never mind,
I found one!"

i think god probably roared when she heard this one.

i'm bad.

i love it...