24 April 2009

weekender...

i almost forgot i've been so busy the last couple of days, but this is just in time for cocktail hour on a friday...


To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember
Water = Poop
Wine = Health



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.



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Maxx & i will stick to gin...

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