13 April 2009

monday morning mayhem...

will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about -

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I'm going to be 54 next February.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said..., 'Then, why do you even give a shit?



helllllllooooooooooo!

[i was just telling a friend about the semester in college where i decided to see what i could really do academically. i pulled all A's. after the semester was over i thought about what i had done. i realized that i had NO fun the entire time. i decided a B average was okay by me...]


a philosophy for living...

"When life gives you lemons... make lemonade.
Then find someone who's life gave them vodka..., and have a party!!""
-----Ron White

i think gin would work also...


HOW BAD IS THE ECONOMY?

It is definitely getting very bad .

saw this sight on the street the other day...


begging.jpg

(Cats are
SOOOOOO dramatic.)




Hysterical Dog.gif
even Maxx things so...



so some of you may have taken today off; some of you may have even taken the entire week off; and some of you have to sadly go to work. oh well, just think about that silly cat in the picture. it could be worse...

drink lemonade!

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