28 December 2007

weekender...

Did you know there's a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms?

Only in America would we combine these three hobbies into one government agency.

So I called them up. Some guy answered, "Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms," and I asked,

"What kind of bourbon goes best with an M-16 and a good cigar?"


i didn't get an answer...

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