oh, this is a totally x-rated mayhem - NSFW...
1. clean out your closets...
Giving Clothes To The Goodwill.
It should make you feel all warm inside knowing that the clothes you previously wore are now gracing another grateful body!
Remember that cleaning out your closets at least once a year and giving former treasures to Goodwill (or charity of your choice) is a great way to give back to your community and help those who are less fortunate.
So look through your closets and see if you don't have something that doesn't fit, or might be a little out of fashion.
Those things will probably fit someone else and could be the height of fashion for them.
With that in mind, I send along this heart-warming photo to inspire you, and remind you that your efforts won't go unnoticed.
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you didn't really want to see this, did you?
it will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.
i promise...
2. loosing your marbles...
art class will never be the same...
3. Mother Nature has a dirty mind --- x-rated...
not in my stew, you don't...
Isadora Dogwood...
ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...
hit the cymbals...
from the Karma Sutra?
in your dreams...
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living.
OH COME ON NOW, SOME OF THEM WERE FUNNY...
5. body trivia - Mother Nature's miracle...
- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball
- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
- One human hair can support 3kg.
- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair
- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
- Women blink twice as much as men.
- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.
- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate.
. . .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
- It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out than it did to gain it.
- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
If you are a man you checked out the length of your thumb...
Didn't ya?!
#4? ummmm, i had to delete it. it was tooooooo dirty...
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