spray on condom...

NO, this isn't a joke! A German company has invented and placed a spray-on condom on the market. Honest.




I have not been able to find any websites in English, but if you read French you can find it here: Le préservatif en spray... or do a google and translate the entry. Here's the google.com page to get you started - un préservatif en spray

préservatif is the French word for condom.

In a nutshell [pun intended], during the heat of sex [le feu du sex] the man inserts his erect winkie into the, uh, canister, presses a button and the spray within seconds forms a condom, that is incredibly thin, around le sexe. [That's French for winkie.] There is no problem with finding the right size and younger men who have not, uh, reached their full potential don't have to worry and those who have, uh, how shall I say this... those who have the envy of size queens don't have to worry about being restricted. [Reminds me of the old joke, "If there's two things I can't stand it's size queens and small c***s."]

Ummmm, it costs about €25 ($34.45) and will last about 2 years. At the end of the two years you buy a refill bottle of the latex and, well, you know the rest. Kind of like buying soap refills. The French Ministry of Health still hasn't given its final approval saying that there are still some questions it has. I bet...

there are sooooo many different comments i could make about this that i'm having a really hard time [pun not intended.]

oh, one of the selling points is that there can be no rip in the condom from being overanxious when removing the foil as in normal condoms. or for that matter, no wearing out from years of storage in a wallet or drying up because it's too old or... Oh hell, there goes all the fun of teen sex...

one problem i can see is that it won't fit in your pocket and if you do you could get arrested for lewdness.
i wonder if this will have any effect on "Not tonight. I have a headache."?