24 November 2008

monday morning mayhem...


Doctors registered opinions about the current financial disaster, specifically in regard to the Government "Bail Out Package".

Opinions were as follows:

Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!

Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but

Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and

Pediatricians rallied to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!'

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while

Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet

Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.'

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but

Urologists said the it would not hold water.

Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists

Who advised everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the assholes in Washington who caused it.


China will no longer publish a phone directory due to chaos-

There are so many Wing's and Wong's in THE DIRECTORY,
people were always wingin wong numbers.

I felt you needed to know this.


if anyone gets smart with you at work this week...

try this -

Flying Bitch Slap.jpg

hey, it's a three-day week for most of you with turkey day. you can save the flying bitch slap for when you really need it...

so have a great week...

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