19 February 2005

catching up...

Sorry, I've been so busy this week everything got in the way of everythings else, so I haven't had a chance to do any writing. I've been spending the evening, so far, trying to catch up on a week's worth of eMails, news and blog reading. It's been, uh, bizarre. It ranges from Gannon-gate to Woman to sue over gorilla breast fetish ! Huh?

The second one first...

Seems that two women who were the caretakers of Koko, the sign-language speaking gorilla were fired because they wouldn't bare their breasts in order to bond with the gorilla. The one really bizarre thing is that Koko is female! Does that mean that Koko is a lesbian?

just asking...


I haven't read anyone use this term yet, but it is probably just a matter of time. Maybe it should be called Queergate, no, wait, that sounds like someplace in England.

Militarystud.com? I've never been into uniforms and it seems that neither has Mr. Gannon - mostly out of them! So far, the Gay press hasn't really made a big, big deal out of it. Probably, they're just relishing in the "I told you so!" mode - for the moment - until the attacks start that it really is all part of the "homosexual agenda."

I've only seen one copy of the agenda, and I'm not sure I've been following it to the letter:

The Homosexual Agenda

6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)

9:00 am Hair appointment

10:00 am Shopping (preferably at Field's, Neimans or Saks)

12:00 pm Brunch with friends (something simple with foie gras and sauterne)

2:00 pm (1) assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government;
(2) destroy all healthy marriages;

(3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels; 

(4) bulldoze all houses of worship;

(5) secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media;

(6) be fabulous;

2:45 pm Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest (I just don't know how Laura does it)

4:00 pm Cocktails - Grey Goose Orange Cosmos with a twist instead of lime and an extra dash of cranberry

6:00 pm Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and a balsamic vinaigrette dressing with a 1998 Pouilly Fuisse)

8:00 pm Theatre - something musical would be nice

10:30 pm "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"

That reminds me, Saturday night is my night for a mud mask.

I'm too old for "get down tonight..."

Blonde Joke of the Week

Brian, a blonde in his fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in his US government class. The professor asked Brian if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Brian pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


Gannongate It Is!

Finally saw it on GayPatriot: "GP On Gannongate"

what can I say...

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