02 February 2009

monday morning mayhem...

got back last night from a great time on an Atlantis Events Caribbean cruise, probably the most fun i've ever had on one. met lots of fantastic guys from all over the world. i didn't want to come back - especially to the 27° weather here in Chicago. it was only 68° in Miami when we docked and the Floridians were complaining of how cold it was! that in itself is a monday morning mayhem...

but here's a regular mayhem that was waiting for me when i got back -

it pays to mind your own business...

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting,


The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting,


though i don't miss him...

i do miss his eloquence -

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
- George W. Bush

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
- George W. Bush

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- George W. Bush

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
- George W. Bush

'The future will be better tomorrow.'
- George W. Bush

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- George W. Bush

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
- George W Bush

'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe '
- George W. Bush

'Public speaking is very easy.'
- George W. Bush

'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'
- George W. Bush

'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.'
- George Bush

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- George W. Bush

'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
- George W. Bush

'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.'
- George W. Bush

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
- George W. Bush

think he was looking through the same hole in the fence?

have a great week.

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