25 August 2008

monday morning mayhem...

sounds about right to me...

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think the man said?

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

why men shouldn't take phone messages...

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oh, my god...

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife screamed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'

keep your schwartz alive...

just think... next week is a three day weekend. that should make this week go faster.

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