11 August 2008

monday morning mayhem...

quick, b4 it starts...

a beer before it starts.jpg




ummm, not sure if you should use Viagra or Cyalis...


Reptile dysfunction.jpeg




some ideas that may help your week go better...

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.


If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.


When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.


Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?'



and, the most important one...


First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down though.


are we in the second or third week of the dog days of summer? anyway... have fun this week.

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