04 January 2010

monday morning mayhem...

so, a guy walks into a bar...

stop me if you've heard this one -

A guy walks into a bar down in Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from The North.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Ohio."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Ohio?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in 'tarnation' is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

Maxx New Friends.gif

getting old...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'

The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'

The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'

The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

Confucius say,
if you can't find the book you want

you probably shopping at the

chinese book store

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