i was having a surgical procedure so i couldn't make it. i'm about 15 miles from Huntley right now and i have been to the town before.
you can go up there and have a ball?
don't believe it's real? here is the mascot -
and here is the website - Turkey Testicle Festival
shut up, Maxx...
he's in hysterics because he said
i've had worse things in my mouth,