I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the world are you doing? ' I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're gonna love this....)
She said,.... "I'm going home too. You know darn well -- I can't possibly work in the dark!"
important life provoking thoughts...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Never take life seriously; Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
there will be a quiz on Friday...
bonus question...
and...
we'll say have a good week with a Maxine classic...
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