28 July 2008

monday morning mayhem...

REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGE MEN....

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...THIS IS THE ONE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!



Thought For the Day: If only men would listen!...

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies.



is this one of the other things our mothers told us?


a question...


If someone threatens to kill himself and he has multiple personalities, is that considered a hostage situation?


just asking...


may the week go by as fast as you want it to...

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