05 January 2008

monday morning mayhem...

1. Sea World surprise...
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??

I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize,

Oh my God....

I could be eating a slow learner."

--Lynda Montgomery


2. political definition for this election season...
"Suppose you were an idiot.

And suppose you were a member of Congress.

But I repeat myself."

--Mark Twain

3. man's truest best friend...
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,

'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"

--Dave Barry


4. Here's lookin' at you kid...

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laugh through the first full work week of 2008. it'll make the rest of the year go faster...

1 comment:

Wayne said...

Those were some good ones!