TRUE!
| You Are a Martini |
 There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! |
If it had come out as any other cocktail, it would have been the most bogus test ever. I LOVE martinis, especially cosmos or gin. When asked once how I like my gin, the answer was simple, "By the glass." That's a martini. Of course, up, chilled with a twist or a blue cheese olive makes it even better.
The lush part in the description is a fooler because I used to be a professional drinker - a bartender. It's difficult to turn down the offer of a drink from a customer when it puts cash in the register and a tip in your pocket! Consequently, no one knows what a lush I can be.
That reminds me of the time a bunch of us that tended bar was asked if bartenders were all alcoholics. My friend, Mary, without hesitating said, "Nah, we're just a bunch of drunks..."
What is that old adage? Oh...
Drinking problem?
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink...
I stand up...
I fall down...
No problem!
so, What Mixed Drink Are You?
just asking...
2 comments:
I was a bloody Mary and am a "stable drunk." Funny, stability is usually a problem when I am drunk. Go figure.
I was a mai tai!!!!!! THAT MAKES SENSE TO ME..
i LOVE the deamon RHUM with a shot of kahlua and the juice of a whole lime, all at room temp with a ginger beer chaser, haveing a good cigar and in the company of a naked marine. [ a sailor would do also. ]
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