Ole's special diet...
Ole was turning 88 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
Doc: 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions? '
Ole nodded..... I'll tell you though, by Golly, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
Ole: 'Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin'!
ummm, yes... Ole is a blonde..............