Sven found a printing press at a garage sale and decided to print some counterfeit money. He printed up a batch and showed them to Ollie.
Ollie said "Uff da! Yew must be noots! Nobody vill take an eighteen dollar bill."
Sven said, "Vell ay tink ay know yust vhere ve can get rid of dem -- in Nord Dakota."
Ollie said, "Well come on den, let's get rid of dem fast."
They drive to a store in Wahpeton, pulled out an eighteen dollar bill and asked the clerk, "Yew got change for dis here bill?"
The clerk looks it over carefully and says, "Ya, you betcha. Whaddya want: two nines or three sixes?"
from my Minnesota friends...
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