remember when that dog followed you home?

and you said, "But Mom, he followed me home. Can I keep him?"

well, Maxx from time to time brings home strays too. i don't know if it's the gin or he's just some sort of alcohol magnet.

here's what followed him home last night, errrr..., this morning.







i still can't find out their names. they can't stop long enough to make any sense.

wait a minute. why would i expect any sense. this is Maxx we're talking about here...

i hope they bring their own gin. i guess i better lock up the Sapphire!

your culture will adapt to serve as us...

this photo comparison has been around for the last eight years or so.

but have you seen this one?

it sort of explains a lot, don't you think?

We are the Borg.

You will be assimilated...

pure genius?

or just plain silly?

Every once in a while....
In life........
You run into a genius with a true talent!!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.


hope you're having a smart but safe 4th... i'm on my way up to the swollen Fox River for the day.

right-wingnuts may be, umm, right...

from today's Chicago Sun-Times:

North Carolina Democrat accused of satanic rituals — husband charged with rape

URHAM, N.C. -- Durham County Democratic Party officials are shocked about allegations that a local Democratic leader was involved in satanic rituals that included shackling people to beds, caging them, and depriving them of food and water.

Joy Johnson, 30, a third vice chairwoman of the county Democratic party and vice chairwoman of the Young Democrats, was charged Friday with two counts of aiding and abetting.

wait! a question...

can satanic worshipers/religions qualify for faith-based governmental initiatives?

just asking...