Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
there were some days that i felt that way. not because of the kids. the adults drove me nuts. kids are much, much smarter and a lot more fun...
teed off...
Below is an actual sign posted at a golf club in California :
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACKSWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.
NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE & TEE OFF!
i golfed through college. one morning i was standing with my friends at 6:30 in the morning after drinking with them late the night before, standing in wet grass, and shivering. i said, "what the f*** am i doing? this is the stupidest game in the world, hitting a little ball hundreds of yards to get it into a little hole in the grass."
never played again and i don't think i'm missing much...
it is better to be pissed off...
than pissed on.
of course Chester is Maxx's hero...
what else would you expect?
and Maxx wishes he could hold his gin that well.
so do i...
my gin that is.
[Maxx has his own stash.]
now, Chester should have been the First dog, not that water dog that Sasha said can't swim!
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