weekender...

a few things to ponder if you find you have time on your hands this weekend...

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Does pressing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

as an after thought...

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.