economic stimulus?
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind .
Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellooooo . . . just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,
that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
someone tell Congress...
fairy tailes will never be the same...
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She Came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building Materials for his home. She read, '...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that Straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...
'I think the Man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
well, what can i say?
i'd love to see the manuscript...
new cardiologist's diet...
- If it tastes good, spit it out.
ain't that the truth...
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