these are new office helpers that have a lot more meaning than the old ones. try 'em this week. they could make a difference...
- - - business trip conversation
A businessman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane during one of his frequent business trips when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger, thinking himself funny, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow dumps a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
he silently opened up his inflight magazine.
- - - and finally...
If your computer does this
when copying a file...
when copying a file...
You KNOW
it's been infected with some crappy virus
it's been infected with some crappy virus
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