weekender...

summer is days away. have you gotten ready?


I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,.......
just getting over the hill.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.


ahh, maybe it's too late...