Toilet out of Order -
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat -
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store -
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office -
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office -
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop -
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window -
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Seen during a conference -
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field -
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet -
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door -
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Northampton Hospital -
BIRTH CONTROL ADVICE - PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE
don't loose your head...
neat trick...
so..., you thought you ate a lot this past holiday?
it's just 24 days until Christmas...
i know. i know. one day at a time. just make it through the week... but think of all the fun.
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