04 July 2006

too serious lately...

been on a rant about you know who for awhile. Time for a 4th of July groaner -

On this day 228 years ago a British redcoat is said to have come upon a Colonial farm, stumbled over a rock and fallen to the ground, at which point a Rhode Island Red started squawking and jumped on top of him. The farmer, upon hearing the alarm, announced, "Chicken catch a Tory!"


groannnnnnnnnnnnn...

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