13 June 2006

what does a kiss taste like?

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A kindergarten teacher was doing a unit on the five senses. One day she did a taste test with her students. She picked Kevin to do the first test. She blind folded him, put a Hershey's chocolate kiss in his mouth and asked, "Kevin, do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said Kevin.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the last thing your daddy wants from your mommie before he goes to work every day."

Suddenly, little Karen jumps up and yells,

"SPIT IT OUT! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"


out of the mouth's of babes...

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