weekender...

finally, the answer to one of the most annoying questions...





and for anyone looking at office departures...


the importance of sentence structure...


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning."




he's so embarrased...

when it seeps into the comics...

it's gotta be bad...

weekender...

and that's when the fight started...


My partner was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

He was not happy with what he saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's near perfect."

and that's when the fight started........

weekender...

and that's how it started...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my partner kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of.

First, the truck, the car, new playlists, always something more important to me.

Finally he thought of a clever way to make his point. When I arrived home one day, I found him seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed him a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp...

monday morning mayhem...

the weekend report...

So I lost the pub trivia contest over the weekend by 1 point.

Damn!!!

The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?"






.......apparently the correct answer is Fiji



you all have a dirty mind...


statistics...


Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.


who'd a-thought...



new demographic map of Florida...





why didn't SCOTUS have this map in 2000 with the Bush v. Gore case? i'm only going all the way south to the Keys; you know - Margaritaville and Gay Haven...



one of the perks of turning 60...

People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?




oh, and...




Tab Hunter turned 79 years old yesterday! Damn...