26 May 2008

monday morning mayhem...

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well . Night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15.. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty



why some families are just naturally grouchy
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A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'

Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child

'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted.

'He sent them also,' the mother said.

'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here.'


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flip-phone warning and the future of the human race
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DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!

A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.

Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children.

Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.

If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it.

Forward this warning to everyone you know.

Do it for the sake of the children.

If you doubt the importance of this warning, please scroll down...









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this is serious...

ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...!

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